Wednesday, October 5, 2011

with friends like these who needs enemies?

How to Make Great Friends in two easy steps.
By Katelyn Jeane Winward & Nicole Hunter Beighley
( it's bee-g-lee, not bay-lee. It doesn't bother her, but it bothers me.)

Step 1: Watch a movie. (I suggest The Holiday with Jacky Black, Jude Law, Cameran Diaz, and Kate Winslet.)

Step 2: Fart on one another.

Follow these steps exactly, and pretty soon you'll have a friendship to last through the ages!




"I'm not undoing your broaches while I'm driving!"
"Eat the cookie!"

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