We got together because I believed you would make me feel smart. Perhaps even get me into college. I had the belief that we would be very happy together all our days! I was horribly mistaken.
What I believed was a sweet intelligent creature turned out to be a ravishing beast that demands human brains as sacrifice! Socrates fueled you in your attempts to destroy the Greeks with your hunger. Even still there are those who worship you and sacrifice the sanity of their students to your gluttony. You are despicable! You've even got Mr. Atwood praising you and shoving his students into your clutches. You are manipulative and cruel to all who attempt to defeat you! no one is neutral to your powers! either they will love you and praise you like an ancient God, or you will devour their sanity and spit them out as simply a shell of what they used to be.
It is for this reason that I have concluded we may no longer be in the relationship previously desired and striven for. I have decided that we must now become mortal enemies and I must defeat you. Not with a sword and fiery passion! but with Apathy. I will survive this class! I will pass this class! and I will leave it unscathed by your wrath!
Sincerely,
Your new found nemesis
Kate
This is the philosophy monster. Hideous isn't it?
This is me. Bravely going to conquer it. I know I'm a true hero aren't I? 
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