Rand: "I'm awkwardly flirting with Avienda even though I'm in love with Min AND Elayne! I have the weirdest love life since the guy from sister-wives!" Where do you come up with this Robert Jordan? I think he just had three awesome love interests and couldn't pick one and decided "love ALL the girls!" (yeah I made a meme reference inside a WOT rant. problem?) "i'm also losing my mind and going to do something crazy that no one knows that will ultimately piss EVERYONE off cause that's how i roll."
Min: i just saved the stilled Amyrlin and Keeper of the Chronicles and we're apparently teaming up with Logain. Kick-ass? i think I am. oh! and I can wear pants again! I'm proud to call her my WOT counter part.
Perrin: Piss of ALL the whitecloaks. after totally owning the trollocs! Not to mention i got married and get to sleep with my wife! too bad she's the daughter of the worlds best general and I'll probably pee myself when i meet him. Its normal. Also Gaul and Chiad are randomly in love... no one knows. Who cares? I'm awesome! Yeah.... I'm prejudice with these characters... its fine. i love perrin.
Mat: Damn you Rand! I'm leaving. P.s. I just got so much cooler with my hat and speare and anti-aes sedai necklace! Mat wins... always. No matter what.
Nynave/Elayne: TAKE THAT MOGHEDIAN! We are so much cooler than all the black ajah and more powerful than a forsaken! we rock! Even though they both still bother me. Elayne is a baby and obsessed with Rand. Nynave needs to get her head out of her butt and love Lan.
Egwene: DREAMWALKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Rand? what? its normal.
I probably could have finished the book by now. But no, i had to rant in blog form... i have a serious problem. probably none of this is coherent... because i'm tired. and no one knows why! Robert Jordan is taking over my brain! *twitch twitch*
I love this.
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