Your constipated! in your *#$@% soul!

This week's words of advice:

1. Cough drops are just an excuse to make bad candy! I'm convinced. I get the same soothing feeling on my throat from sucking a cough drop as I do from a jolly rancher, only guess what?! Jolly ranchers a way better!

2. When you want to take a candle lit bath in you mothers room (because your bathtub is made for newborns!) make sure you lock the door, or that she isn't coming home for a while. it can be potentially awkward... my family is special. (because it wasn't awkward... only kind of. she scared me.)

4. When you're sickand want to blog even though you know you

should go to bed, take Nyquil. By the time you finally get to the computer you'll be too tired to do anything. Its a good strategy. Your welcome Emily!

5. (on the more serious side) From experience I've learned everyone (teens especially) feel constantly judged. the only problem is everyone's so worried about being judged they don't actually have time to judge other people!

6. (still serious) People are amazing. Everyone in this world has so much potential to be wonderful and amazing, and I truly believe peopl

e want to be good. what I don't understand is why the world is still such a screwed up place? Individually people are good, as a whole we are failing. This needs to be changed!

7. (ok back to normal!) When preparing to go take the ACT proceed to make yourself a very orange and yellow breakfast (

aka eggs with cheese, toast with apricot jam, and peaches) while rocking out to Three Days Grace's Riot and La Vie Boheme from Rent. It makes testing better. (this isn't actually what my breakfast looked like, but lets just pretend it is and i'm that pro!)

8. ALWAYS remember your extra pencil for the ACT. Mechanical ones aren't allowed and the pencil sharpener in the room will suck, just because you only have one.

9. Make friends with blockbuster people. they make you buy good movies for only two dollars. Plus they talk to you instead of working. I love Joel!

.... I feel like I need a strange number of advice...s. But I just thought of a tenth. I'll need at least one more.

10. Bones is a marathon show. fact: you can't watch just one episode. it isn't possible I've tried. you just leave feeling incomplete. (LOOK! ZACH IS IN THIS PICTURE! .... now i want to weep)

11.... let me see.... OH! thought of a good one!

11. Naps are wonderful. they just are. never let anyone in the world say otherwise. naps were given to man by God. if that's not prove God loves us, I don't know what is.